Eric's Fave Dad Jokes to Celebrate Father's Day

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Happy Father's Day! According to the Mayo Clinic "Laughter is a great form of stress relief, and that's no joke."To celebrate Father's Day, here are a few of my favorite dad jokes.

What has 5 toes but isn't your foot?
My foot.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?
They have the same middle name.

Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?
Because he wanted to get a long little doggie.

I met a microbiologist the other day.
She was much bigger than I expected.

I had a kids meal at Burger King the other day.
Boy was his mom angry.

Where do you take someone that's been injured in a peekaboo accident?
The ICU.

I hope at least one of these made you smile!

Happy Father's Day!

Coach Eric