Egads! We Goofed! Our Mistake is your Gain.

20% Off Because We Messed Up!

American Science & Surplus

Sent on 12 July 2023 02:36 PM

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20% Off Because We Messed Up!
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Please apply the 20% Apology Discount.
We had a fancy email ready to go yesterday, bragging about our latestfeatured deals,and then it happeneda glitch in thesystem. Pat and Val yelled Stop! Stop!, but it was too late. You received a wayward
"forgot something" email, and today, as an apology, were offering anadditional20% offyour nextorder, through Friday. Use coupon codeJARVISLOVE. If you placed an order on Tuesday, just email us and well take the 20% off. Wed like to blame AI for the wayward send, but were not even sure what it is. At least thats what a computer told us to say.
AS&Scorrecting our errors manually since 1937, two years before the first computer.
The Executive Cooler
Go ahead and carry this cooler into a departmental meeting before you head out on Fridaywe cleared it with your boss. Shes the only one wholl know its packed with brewskis! Holds (8) cans or (6) bottles, and comes with a soft interior ice pack that looks like a bunch of icy pops. Claims to be the worlds smallest slim cooler.
On Sale: $9.95!
Underpants In A Can!
Back In-Stock:$4.95
Purse Hook!
On Sale: $1.00! 48% OFF
Part Flash, Part Night
On Sale:$13.90! $15.95
Motion Sickness Glasses
New Item:$8.95!
Panasonic Battery PKG 50
On Sale:$6.00! 52% OFF
Take A Meteor Shower!
On Sale:$7.95! $10.95
20 Liter Large Orange Dry Sack
A Syracuse interior lineman with an umbrella. Also, this (20)-liter orange dry sack, big enough to keep a week's worth of camping clothes and French bread dry. Measures 23 long with a 13-1/2 dia top tapering down to a 9 dia bottom. Fill 'er up, fold the top down three times, and snap the molle buckle for maximum water resistance.
On Sale: $8.95!
See these items and thousands more at any one of our outrageously fun retail stores in Park Ridge, Milwaukee or Geneva.
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