Why did Jarvis start hoarding electric wine openers and battery caddies?

Rumor has it he's preparing apocalypse!

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Sent on 11 August 2023 08:00 PM

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Rumor has it he's preparing apocalypse!
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We try to stay ahead of the game with our newest of the new, or new to you. Jarvis never goes out of style, and neither will these items. He's always had a knack for finding something for everyone, but we think a Ren and Stimpy revival is helping him rack up a few hipster points. We're not sure how to feel about that, but with new Electric Wine Openerand Battery Caddy on the truck we know he would never lead us astray.
AS&S...Sparking New Interest Before It Was Cool.
A Gadget for Wine-ers!
Its not lazy to open wine bottles with a nearly effortless electric wine bottle openerits classy. See the difference? This ones a beauty, in metallic silver, 1-3/4 dia x 10 tall with a sturdy corkscrew, a classic foil cutter and a USB charger cable. Weighty in a good way, like the Napa cabernet sauvignons you love.
New Item: $14.50!
Jazz Up Your Juice with
LED Glowers!
No matter what ingredients you put in a drink, its never as fun as when you sink a light strand in it. This 7-foot strand with (20) soft white lights loves to dive, but is also great for floral arrangements and centerpieces. Strand is flexible, moldable and beautiful.
New Item: $3.20!
Beavis and Butthead
Ladies Beware!
Novelty socks! Get yer novelty socks! We always have some kind of wacky, colorful, themed socks, all of them Jarvis-approved and Surpie-ready, and this batch is a great one, in assorted mens and womens sizes.
New Item: $3.75!
Lotta Power, Lil Package!
This little LiPo battery power pack measures approx 3 x 2 x 3/4 but has a 10,000 mAH capacity with a max power output of 18W. Has a USB-C in/out port on one side and a USB output on the other. Included USB-C cable is 47-1/2 long. Power button on the side has lights next to it that indicate charge level.
New Item: $17.50!
Its Code For Learning!
If you feel like its time you (or your STEM-interested kid) learned simple coding, we have just the robot to teach you. The EL10T Coding Robot from Elenco is friendly and wont take over the universeit promises.This is your first step to becoming a pro coder.
New Item: $39.50!
Hows Your Horn Scratcher?
Is it time to replace your combination back scratcher/extra-long shoehorn? We just replaced ours with one of these and our back couldnt be happier, for both reasons. Measures 19-1/8" long (the tool, not our back), with a 4 x 4 hand-like scratcher on one end and a smooth shoehorn on the other.
New Item: $3.95!
Sporty Lab Bottle!
Youll feel like a pro trainer, or lab technician, when you squirt swigs of water on stuff from this 500ml plastic wash bottle with the familiar curved straw seen in labs and boxing corners for decades. This clear bottle measures 2-1/2 dia x 6-3/4 tall, and the straw extends another 2 with a big right-angle that pokes out another 3.
Very limited supply.
New Item: $4.50!
Testing, Testing, Storing, Carrying
Nobody has batteries like you doexcept for us. Our junk drawers are full of them, but ever since we got this Farpoint Battery Caddy with Tester, our life has been re-energized! See-through case measures 8-3/4 x 6-3/4 x 2-3/4 and holds (55) batteries. Built-in tester tells you if theyre still juiced or ready for recycling.
New Item: $11.50!
See these items and thousands more at any one of our outrageously fun retail stores in Park Ridge, Milwaukee or Geneva.
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