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Sent on 01 April 2024 09:15 AM
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These reviews are so bad, theyre good.
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Scent is subjective
Sometimes, the chemistry isn't there.
This is how I picture my stack of student loans smell. I dont like it.
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Maybe this particular unholy union was curated by artificial intelligence using the transcript of an exorcism.
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My boyfriend sniffed the air and said he smelled saw dust. Now all I can think of is saw dust! Very high end saw dust...
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I tried to scrub this off so many times throughout the day. Soap, water, paper towels, and Lysol wipes, and couldnt even get rid of it.
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Its a cold Tupperwear your mom made you keep a piece of your wedding cake in for your anniversary but you forgot about it and its been YEARS.
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