The Mystery Box is going (but not quite gone)

Between the rain, the earthquake, and the total eclipse, the last week has certainly thrown a few cosmic curveballs our way. So weve decided to respond by introducing a bit of the unknown back into the ether ourselves. Enter the Mystery Box. Today, were thrilled to reintroduce these enigmatic parcels, packed to satisfy even the most insatiable connoisseurs of chance. They come in two surreptitious sizes:

First is the Standard Mystery ($75), which contains a minimum of three items, all with a combined worth of over $175 MSRP.

Second is The Bigger Mystery ($125), also shipping with at least three items and a minimum collective value of $290 MSRP.

These are available in very limited quantities, and they tend to go fast, so the time to decide how much Mystery you can handle is now. Explore the Mystery Box now, and surrender at least a modest bit of your future to the powers of chance.