Okay - well level with you - it wasnt really your last chance, as the email title two days ago said it was. We lied. Like horrible lying liars having a nice lie down under a painting of a lyrebird whilst listening to Lyre music and eating a pretzel.
We did it with goodness in our hearts - we only wanted you to appreciate how good the deal was, but nonetheless, we lied, and were sorry.
Can we maybe offer you something to make up for it? What about 20% off? Sitewide? Until 2pm?