We’re building an island distillery island

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Hey there,

Well make no bones about this - weve known for quite some time what our ultimate goal is. We want to own a whisky distillery (who doesnt?).

Having spent the past few years scouting locations with no luck, weve come to the (perhaps inevitable) conclusion that we need to build an island. Our island. MoM island. Once the Island is built, we shall put a distillery on it, and it will have direct-fired stills and dunnage warehouses and only the best casks and all will be well with the world. Yes. That.

In the very best traditions of crowdfunding drives everywhere - were giving you lovely people the chance to get in on the ground floor. Every bottle of this wonderful 8 year old malt (replete with our new islands location) we sell will fund the purchase of a bucket of sand. Enough buckets of sand and we get our island. It sounds so simple, we cant really believe that no-ones thought of it before - especially given the fact that an Island in that spot would be tremendously strategically important.

The whisky itself is a 8 year old single malt, and comes from a secret Speyside distillery - trust us when we say that you wont be disappointed, and that every grain of sand helps.

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