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improve delivery. It helped her understand all of the little things I do for her that I thought she was too young to notice.

But now she says "thank you" more often, which really brings a smile to my face. I already know that this book is

going to help her grow up to be a kind, grateful young lady!!" Thanks again for this book and I hope you can share

this message with other mothers like me so they can read it to their kids." - Jenny Now, that's an incredible story! A

Mother's Love is certainly one of my favorites, too, because of all the messages I get like this one. Click the button

below to take a look inside A Mother's Love: It's about an interesting creature... a lonely Yeti, who's living in the snowy

mountains all by herself, hoping for some company... Here goes: "If you're looking for some fun, or maybe even a

friend, go up to the mountain to the path's end. There you'll find the Yeti, who lives all alone. She'll make you feel

welcome in her snow-covered home. So pack up your gear, go slow and steady, the fun's just begun because the Yeti

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You will rejoice to hear that no disaster has accompanied the commencement of an enterprise which you have

regarded with such evil forebodings. I arrived here yesterday, and my first task is to assure my sister of my welfare

and increasing confidence in the success of my undertaking.

I am already far north of London, and as I walk in the streets of Petersburgh, I feel a cold northern breeze play upon

my cheeks, which braces my nerves and fills me with delight. Do you understand this feeling? This breeze, which has

travelled from the regions towards which I am advancing, gives me a foretaste of those icy climes. Inspirited by this

wind of promise, my daydreams become more fervent and vivid. I try in vain to be persuaded that the pole is the seat

of frost and desolation; it ever presents itself to my imagination as the region of beauty and delight. There, Margaret,

the sun is for ever visible, its broad disk just skirting the horizon and diffusing a perpetual splendour. Therefor with

your leave, my sister, I will put some trust in preceding navigatorsthere snow and frost are banished; and, sailing

over a calm sea, we may be wafted to a land surpassing in wonders and in beauty every region hitherto discovered

on the habitable globe. Its productions and features may be without example, as the phenomena of the heavenly

bodies undoubtedly are in those undiscovered solitudes. What may not be expected in a country of eternal light? I

may there discover the wondrous power which attracts the needle and may regulate a thousand celestial

observations that require only this voyage to render their seeming eccentricities consistent for ever. I shall satiate my

ardent curiosity with the sight of a part of the world never before visited, and may tread a land never before imprinted

by the foot of man. These are my enticements, and they are sufficient to conquer all fear of danger or death and to

induce me to commence this laborious voyage with the joy a child feels when he embarks in a little boat, with his

holiday mates, on an expedition of discovery up his native river. But supposing all these conjectures to be false, you

cannot contest the inestimable benefit which I shall confer on all mankind, to the last generation, by discovering a

passage near the pole to those countries, to reach which at present so many months are requisite; or by ascertaining

the secret of the magnet, which, if at all possible, can only be effected by an undertaking such as mine.

These reflections have dispelled the agitation with which I began my letter, and I feel my heart glow with an

enthusiasm which elevates me to heaven, for nothing contributes so much to tranquillise the mind as a steady

purposea point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. This expedition has been the favourite dream of my

early years. I have read with ardour the accounts of the various voyages which have been made in the prospect of

arriving at the North Pacific Ocean through the seas which surround the pole. You may remember that a history of all

the voyages made for purposes of discovery composed the whole of our good Uncle Thomas library. My education

was neglected, yet I was passionately fond of reading. These volumes were my study day and night, and my

familiarity with them increased that regret which I had felt, as a child, on learning that my fathers dying injunction had

forbidden my uncle to allow me to embark in a seafaring life.

These visions faded when I perused, for the first time, those poets whose effusions entranced my soul and lifted it to

heaven. I also became a poet and for one year lived in a paradise of my own creation; I imagined that I also might

obtain a niche in the temple where the names of Homer and Shakespeare are consecrated. You are well acquainted

with my failure and how heavily I bore the disappointment. But just at that time I inherited the fortune of my cousin,

and my thoughts were turned into the channel of their earlier bent.

Six years have passed since I resolved on my present undertaking. I can, even now, remember the hour from which I

dedicated myself to this great enterprise. I commenced by inuring my body to hardship. I accompanied the

whale-fishers on several expeditions to the North Sea; I voluntarily endured cold, famine, thirst, and want of sleep; I

often worked harder than the common sailors during the day and devoted my nights to the study of mathematics, the

theory of medicine, and those branches of physical science from which a naval adventurer might derive the greatest

practical advantage. Twice I actually hired myself as an under-mate in a Greenland whaler, and acquitted myself to

admiration. I must own I felt a little proud when my captain offered me the second dignity in the vessel and entreated

me to remain with the greatest earnestness, so valuable did he consider my services.

And now, Margaret, do I not deserve to accomplish some great purpose? My life might have been passed in ease

and luxury, but I preferred glory to every enticement that wealth placed in my path. Oh, that some encouraging voice

would answer in the affirmative! My courage and my resolution is firm; but my hopes fluctuate, and my spirits are

often depressed. I am about to proceed on a long and difficult voyage, the emergencies of which will demand all my

fortitude: I am required not only to raise the spirits of others, but sometimes to sustain my own, when theirs are

failing.

This is the most favourable period for travelling in Russia. They fly quickly over the snow in their sledges; the motion

is pleasant, and, in my opinion, far more agreeable than that of an English stagecoach. The cold is not excessive, if

you are wrapped in fursa dress which I have already adopted, for there is a great difference between walking the

deck and remaining seated motionless for hours, when no exercise prevents the blood from actually freezing in your

veins. I have no ambition to lose my life on the post-road between St. Petersburgh and Archangel.

I shall depart for the latter town in a fortnight or three weeks; and my intention is to hire a ship there, which can easily

be done by paying the insurance for the owner, and to engage as many sailors as I think necessary among those who

are accustomed to the whale-fishing. I do not intend to sail until the month of June; and when shall I return? Ah,

sister, how can I answer this question? If I succeed, many, many months, perhaps years, will pass before you and I

may meet. If I fail, you will see me again soon, or never.

Farewell, my, excellent Margaret. Heaven shower down blessings on you, and save me, that I may again and again

testify my gratitude for all your love and kindness.

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