The Annual TopatoCo e-Mail Featuring Oglaf, Dr. Glaucomflecken and More!

The first one since June 2022! And we're still in business, somehow!

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The TopatoCo Electronic Gazette

Pic of Topato in front of explosion yelling I CONTINUE TO EXIST

Greeting Beloved Consumers!

It is my pleasure to greet you after a vast number of moments to remind you that I, Topato Potato, and the company to which I am legally bound continue to exist in a manner that exudes power and success. Let us now accomplish more together with this promotional email!

Our first agenda item concerns a new printed collection of the Earth comic Oglaf! Due to extra-primitive consumer protection reasons (NSFW) I am unable to link to the website of the comic, however the link to the fundraising campaign is here! Remember that you need to have successfully navigated a minimum of 18 solar Earth orbits to purchase this book without certain legal or psychological ramifications!

Dr. Glaucomflecken Store

In addition we have recently forged a partnership with an Earth Doctor and Comedian named Doctor Glaucomflecken. We had initially assumed he was an evil doctor but this is not the case.

It is well-known throughout the Local Group Galaxy Cluster that the human body is perhaps the most poorly-designed of any sentient organism. The maintenance required is astonishingly tedious especially considering the body itself self-destructs after only a few decades, even in the event of a meticulous maintenance schedule.

And on top of that, I have learned from Dr. Glaucomflecken that there is an entire for-profit business industry centered around that maintenance that is corrupt, inefficient,and incomprehensibly labyrinthine!

As an organism that is impossible to be destroyed I can only offer you a gesture that can be loosely interpreted as sympathy. Enjoy this fine merchandise!

Koibeat Shop

In the time that has passed several other creators have joined us! For example Koibeat - a collaboration between talented paramours Mariel Kinuko Cartwright and Tyson Hesse, and to the Secretly Incredibly Fascinating podcast with Alex Schmidt. Also very talented artist twistCMYK has just climbed aboard this rickety old jalopy. May they all find great success peddling their wares (hint hint)!

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Secretly Incredibly Fascinating

Lastly, I offer you a small reward for your continued support of my commercial endeavor; a discount of ten percent off of your purchase. It is a small gesture but I assure you, inasmuch as I have been able to ascertain, heartfelt. From now until August's limp demise you may simply type this strange series of glyphs into the appropriate window as you approach the completion of your shopping experience to unlock this discount: UHOHOHNO

Respectfully yours,

Topato Potato

Senator Topato Potato, Esq., DDS

Use code UHOHOHNO to get 10% off your total order at checkout!

(Limit one use per customer on orders of $25 or more,

ends August 13,2023)

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